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Passive Aggressive 101: Watch this hillarious video

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Watch this hillarious video on passive aggression by the man in the mask. We've all at some points been frustrated by passive aggressive behaviour, it's a break to find the humour in it.

Dove's answer to perfection

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Everygirl experiences those moments of physical insecurity. Wether it's a pimple,one eye bigger than the other, being conscious that the nose is too wide, or mouth too big. We areconstantly bombarded by media of immaculate looking models/actresses, women who we begin to believe have a perfect existence. Maybe if there's a guy you like, someone your terrified to speak to, or doesn't even notice you. You imagine the girl from the loreal advert, or some supermodel breezing in, and having to do literally nothing to be the apple of his eye. This isn't the case all the time, but Just for the record........click below.There is no such thing as perfect. Everybody has flaws, it's our flaws that make us interesting. Our flaws or quirks that make us distinct.

Great band, awesome song, Youth by daughter

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Daughter have released this incredible track, enjoy it folks, it's amazing it's called youth

Incredible song: Higher Love James Vincent Mcmorrow

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This guy rocks,this song rocks, he's boss.

Getting over a crush that doesn't like you: Amazing video

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I love this video this girl is so wise. The advice she's given is just on point. In life there will be people that don't like you, for whatever reason. You cannot control this, especially when it comes to crushes. Growing up i learned quickly that people like who they like, it can really be that simple. The person their smitten with, may be the complete opposite of what they usually go for.

How to tell if a guy is attracted to you: Great footage

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This is some great footage.

Toilet Gadgets:Insane

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This is insane, seriously, please check out this collection of toilet gadgets. Who has the time and the money to invest in these, shouldn't they give that money to charity, or possibly me. Ridiculous. Utterly ridiculous

An incredibly pointless gadget; Fake Bubblewrap with noises

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Whhhhoaaaaaa Seriously pointless.

Comedy Wednesday: Most pointless gadgets EVER! USB

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Are you kidding me, this is hillarious. Definitely one of the most pointless gadgets I'VE EVER SEEN. ALTHOUGH IT'S FUNNY TO WATCH!!

Hillarious prank on weather girl

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This is pure comedy. Ab-so-lutely hillarious

Kaleidoscope: A crush and a magnifying glass

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(rejection by staged) The problem with having a crush, is that you find yourself projecting all these feelings, emotions, and potential scenarios into the mix. I recently got the wake up of my life. I came out to say goodmorning to my crush, and i swear to god he looked at me as though i'd grown two giant heads. Ouch right? Ouch indeed. I came to the conclusion that whatever i was reading in that scenario, i desperately needed to stop reading it. There's shyness which he's known for, and then there's that look which tells a million stories in one go.Why do i look for inane none progressive scenarios to over analyse and disect under a microscope? Am i really that bored? Or am i simply just a hopeless illusionist, rephrased, romantic at heart.There are certain area's of communication i haven't been perfect at, yet all in all i've learned to sense when a guy secretly enjoys your attention but want's nothing to do with you. Poor guy he didn't even k

Awesome Afro!!!

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http://www.pollyhoyt.com/ I once came out of the hairdressers to have some twelve year old kid break down in cahoots of laughter. I was attempting the sexy sultry Afro, instead the hairdresser had given me 'termite Afro', the artistic effects of a scissor happy lunatic. This is the look i want. Towards the summer i do the prep. Exercise to the point my limbs dont feel likre my own, drink enough water to piss out my intestines, and do that uber hot Afro look i'm thirsty for. Same game, same story this year. Thanks for the image Holly.

Coolest car ever? Total chick alert

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Check out my new ride amigo's. This is definitely one of the coolest cars i've seen....okay recently. Hip Hip to the designer of this bad boy. Imagine climbing out of this car on your first date, there's no way A) You wont show loads of personality B)You will run out of things to say

Talkin aint the trick:Just do it

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(image bY Tracy JTS) It was a look. The look to end all looks, it was a brilliant summation of what people secretly think but don't say. I bumped into one of my friends/associates recently. I've always been addicted to motivational speaking,guys like Anthony Robbins, are the strawberry on my plate of cream. Anyway as usual i'm so juiced up on his jazz, i break into my usual motivational monologue about 'being able to do whatever you put your mind to.' True story, my friend looks at me, like "what the fuck are you giving me advice for, your just as broke as i am fool." You know what? I completely get it. Talking aint the trick. People want to see results, life isn't Simon says. They want to see proof that not only can you do exactly what you say, but that there's hope they can.The reality is....your not always going to be able to give that to them.That instant result they require, they have to be committed enough to achieve it. Progress takes

How to not care what other people think and be happy

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picture by sucker4 black I've always cared too much about what other people thought.Sometimes obsessing over what people think is a fate worse than death. It leads to an obsessive distraction. People who you know are completely irrelevant to your life, your goals and ambitions, become your god. It hit me today. I asked a question about someone's behaviour. I realise i was asking the same question about the same person obsessively. For years i defended this argument. I defended it with passion, outlining the reasons, the vulnerabilities, the anger, the hurt, until it hit me.....so much wasted time. If i were to calculate the time i'd wasted trying to validate this persons behaviour as wrong and mine as right. It'd give you a headache that will break your heart. Wasted time, wasted potential. On what? Someone who was busy worshipping an insecurity complex of their own. Someone whose bad behaviour stemmed from a feeling of loneliness, someone who is already struggling

Haley Joel Osment.....FAT?

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Everybody remembers Haley Joel Osments performance and infamous line in the Sixth Sense(1999) "I see dead people," now he's saying "I see fat people" when he looks in the mirror. Poor Haley, stress, a whole heap of money, and fast food. Seriously, to me this is a clear example of the depression that can come with being a child superstar.Whooooooaaaa!

Kelsey Grammer in Double trouble

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Great news for Kelsey Grammer (56)...After winning a golden globe for his performance as a morally questionable Chicago mayor in Starz's "Boss." Grammar's wife 32 year old Kayte Walsh Grammer is set to have twins. Double the trouble, twice the fun ai looks like Kelseys not just working hard at his performance. Grammer won the award for Best Performance by an Actor In A Television Series, red ebony gives him the award for 'effective bedroom performance.' SPEEEEEECH!!

Morgan Freeman competition with Woody Allen

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Freeman's movies give you the illusion of a moral, righteous,disciplined man, in creeps reality. Supposedly Freaky Freeman has been getting down and dirty with his....STEP GRANDDAUGHTER!!Whooooaa very bile worthy. What the hell happened to the sanctity of marriage? Why the hell have i only just discovered this? Does Morgan Freeman have no respect for his wife? This relationship had been going on for 10 years, he's even thinking of marrying her. Jesus Morgan your over 70 you should be exhausted by now!Tthey are not related by blood, but E'Dena Hines your sleeping with your 'daddy' Your 27 years old you should be out with your friends not planning a zimoframe future. Supposedly it's been happening since E'dena was 17. Once Freeman's wife found out about their secret affair she filed for divorce, he and Hines are set to wed. Wow Woody Allen is definitely Morgan Freemans new drinking buddy.....how did i not know this?

Natalie Portman's hillarious rap video : A naugthy moment Nat

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Who knew about Natalie Portman's hip hop antics? We all know Madonna had her moment, but Natalie as a bass grinding hip hop celeb artist.....whooooaa, don't give up your day job!!

More than a woman

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My hot song of the moment,

Turning adversity into spectacular change

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Success isn't microwaveable. On tv shows, in movies, books sometimes, their always showing you how someone else became instantly successful. Success is all about adversity. Who are you when no one else can see it? What is your mental thought process? In the ring with a bull, how will you fight? Which version of yourself do you want to be.We can't guarantee we'll be the poster child for success. You can't guarantee that people who treated you as if you were nothing will suddenly start giving you a high five every street corner you turn. They're alowed to see what they see, but what do you see? What is your vision during the process. I will guarantee that as you strive to make dramatic changes in your life, the local bullies may still talk to you like you crawled out of their arse, the person your pining for may still not want to date you, the snob will still look down his/her nose at you. They are acting in accordance with what they believe they see, and who th

The sin of unrequited love: How to get over it

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It sucks when the object of your affection is constantly rejecting you, infact it bites. How do you get over those compulsive moments of daydreaming, mental exhaustion from over analysing how every sign, or body language reflects a hidden passion? Accept that it's not in your control. No matter what you do in life, you cannot control someone's attraction to you. Acting this way or that doesn't guarantee you'll be their perfect match. Infact sometimes the more perfect you make yourself seem to someone, the more they may subconsciously retreat. For the record there are billions of people on Earth. Out of those billions there's bound to be someone else who rocks your both, and who is convinced you turn their world upside down. Infact it's a known fact that the more you focus on building your self esteem, making yourself emotionally available for others to get close to, which includes socialising with friends and potential partners.I personally don't

Amazing amazonians: Amazing women that shaped history

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Doctor Mae Jemison:First African American women in space Chemical engineer, scientist, physician, teacher and astronaut, Dr. Mae Jemison has a wide range of experience in technology, engineering, and medical research. In addition to her extensive background in science, she is well-versed in African and African-American Studies, speaks fluent Russian, Japanese, and Swahili, as well as English and is trained in dance and choreography.Dr. Mae Jemison was the science mission specialist on STS-47 Spacelab-J (September 12-20, 1992). STS-47 was a cooperative mission between the United States and Japan. The eight-day mission was accomplished in 127 orbits of the Earth, and included 44 Japanese and U.S. life science and materials processing experiments. Dr. Mae Jemison was a co-investigator on the bone cell research experiment flown on the mission. The Endeavour and her crew launched from and returned to the Kennedy Space Center in Florida. In completing her first space flight, Dr. Mae

Defining a positive focus:

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List the top ten things that make you positive, focus on them and expand with as much creativity and passion: For example the top ten things that have make me feel confident and passionate for the new year: number 1: Focussing on the positive things i have for my future number 2: Celebrating that there is a new year, and loads of positive change to be had. New year means new opportunities, new mindset, challenging weak disciplines. Number 3: Lately the sight of happy couples puts a smile on my face. It's amazing to have that person to share your future with, and the joy and laughter it brings to others is beautiful to witness. I am a hopeless romantic and believe i'm on my way to a spectacular future with a great partner Number 4: News of positive healing taking place. Messages that people who were unwell are being healed, renews my faith dramatically. Number 5: Making progress on my novel, poetry or photography Number 6: Listening to motivational speakers who inspi

New years resolution: a bite at a time

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This year my new years resolution, is to do twice as much as i say. We've all been there, where you have an ambition, or a passion for something. You find yourself talking about it obsessively, yet when it comes to doing it, the concept slightly intimidates you. You find yourself procrastinating rather than doing the thing you outlined in your mind to do. There's dishes to be done, food to cook, a call to be made, a visit to the local superstore to be done.Whatever you need to do, do it a piece at a time. If its a novel start with one sentence at a time, a graphic design, a sketch at a time, nothing is made immaculate. We are all an evolving masterpiece, therefore we climb to our ascension, one step at a time.